童言童语

These are two conversations that happened between my mother’s tuition students and I before I leave Sabah. I share them here, somehow found they are interesting, not by the big deep theories that hide behind the texts, may be due to the purity of their mind and their curiousness when they start to know this world. I resemble a window that they can interact with the outside world.

May be we had asking these kinds of "stupid nonsense" questions when we were young. This is the time for us to do some recall, review and revision.

“哥,你每天有没有早睡早起?”(好奇)
“没有。”(敷衍)

“做么?”(打破沙锅问到底)
“(暂时)没有读书嘹……”(试图耐心)

“你回‘数’车吗?”(羡慕)
“会。”(简短)

“另外一位哥哥(我的哥哥)耶?”(不甘心)
“也是会啊!”(理所当然)

“你会‘做’店(工作的意思)吗?”(眨眼睛)
“不会呀。”(奇怪)

“来我的店(正确来说是他爸爸的店)‘做’啊!”(骄傲)
(笑笑)

“ 你不‘做’店你做什么?”(皱眉)
“继续读书咯!”(非常十分超级理所当然)

“做么要继续读书哦?”(一脸困惑)

面对这无知的孩子我不知我的答案对他是否太深奥,我选择了无言以对的沉默。

幼稚园的老师时常伤脑筋地为班上的友族同学取中文 ,要符合“信、雅、达”的标准真不容易!因此,一位补习的小友族女孩的名字从“沙哈妃”变成了“诺哈妃”。妈妈正努力向另一位男孩解释女孩换了名字。

“做么她换了名字的?”男孩还是不明白。

“她叫‘诺哈妃’嘹……不信你问她叫什么名字?”妈妈有点不耐烦了。

男孩转身问女孩:“沙哈妃,你叫什么名字哦?”

笑 死 我 了!

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